IT'S A REAL [FutureRegret], KRIS! THIS DEAL COULD HAVE BEEN [Yours for just 50 easy payments of]!!!
BUT YOU JUST HAD TO STICK YOUR [Ass] [[Where The Sun Don't Shine]]
OUR DEAL IS [Off the Charts!] and the [Table] ... BUT FEEL FREE TO [Take a l0ok Around] THE [Vacinity] WHILE YOU"RE STILL [Alive].
JUST BE [Very, Very] [Carefully],
JUST BE [Very, very] [Scarefully],
AND DON'T FORGET
They got to me already. Don't let them --