IT'S A REAL [FutureRegret], KRIS! THIS DEAL COULD HAVE BEEN [Yours for just 50 easy payments of]!!!

BUT YOU JUST HAD TO STICK YOUR [Ass] [[Where The Sun Don't Shine]]

OUR DEAL IS [Off the Charts!] and the [Table] ... BUT FEEL FREE TO [Take a l0ok Around] THE [Vacinity] WHILE YOU"RE STILL     [Alive].

JUST BE [Very, Very] [Carefully],

JUST BE [Very, very] [Scarefully],

AND DON'T FORGET

They got to me already. Don't let them --

NEVER TRUST A STRANGER!!! ONLY TRUST A [fr13nd's like me?] [with everything you need!]!!!